One Thanksgiving, as I lounged
around with the kids following the feast, we devoted tremendous time
and resources (about ten minutes) to rewording the song about Rudolph. Much
to the chagrin of their mother, this was the result of our efforts:
Randolf the Runny-Nosed Reindeer
Randolf the runny-nosed reindeer
(reindeer)
had a very runny nose (like a water fall)
And if you ever saw it (saw
it),
You would even say "Eeyuck!"
All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him
names (like faucet-nose)
They never let poor Randolf
(Randolf)
Join in any reindeer games
(like wrestling)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Randolf with your runny nose
Won't you use my handkerchief
Then how the reindeer loved
him (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee
(Wheee!)
Randolf the runny-nosed reindeer
(reindeer)
Won't get any more on me!
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